I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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