ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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