Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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