It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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