DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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