I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
