She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
