We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
two words...techno handjob
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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