I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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