There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just googled if crying burns calories
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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