So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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