I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Someone shattered a urinal.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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