you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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