I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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