operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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