her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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