I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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