week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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