Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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