I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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