I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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