Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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