Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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