I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
