I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
no you cant smoke seaweed
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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