The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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