You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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