so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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