So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Come on in and take your pants off
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