you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
