and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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