they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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