I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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