Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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