Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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