Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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