do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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