its not stalking. its research.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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