She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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