pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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