We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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