I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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