Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Randomize
