Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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