I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize