omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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