I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
