Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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