i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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