this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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