that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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