He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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