You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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