Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You did what with his pubic hair?
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