I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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