she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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