I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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