and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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