He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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