IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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